Well, as the One-Act Fiasco isn't worth putting in my mindsay, I'll mention something much more important.

"UPDATE from the Sheppard Newsroom. Sarah did not get into the North Carolina School of Science and Mathematics. She does NOT want to hear "I'm sorry" or anything to that affect, because you have nothing to be sorry for, and there's obviously a reason that she didn't get in, and she is very willing to accept that."